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"I love women. I have all their alb*ms."

Straight-laced on the outside. Nerd but the cool kind I swear. Likes books, fashion, and being chill. Manly in the ''unironically watches Gilmore Girls'' way, not the Khal Drogo way. Boxes and hikes. Trying desperately to be Don Draper, but lacking the narcissism.

For the good stuff:
- Kinda vanilla compared to a lot of you but very openminded to kink
- Loves loves loves to give or*l, loves to please more than being pleased especially if it involves using my mouth
- Smell-o-s**ual, good smells get me off, love perfume and a great wine but prefer the scent of your horniness
- Good girls next door with filthy s** kitten energy, and vice versa :)