I bet you wish you were this water 🛁 Keep me entertained in the DMs whilst I make this bath nice and dirty 😏

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When a buyer purchases two pairs of socks with extra days of wear so you wear one each to share the love equally 😂🧦 Besides that, look at the bruises, moving really took a toll on my legs 😭

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First night in the new gaff was a success, had an absolutely delicious night’s sleep 😴 entertain me and get your orders in today whilst I continue unpacking! 📦💸

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Got a nice little bag of filth coming along nicely, you know what to do if you want any of it to add to your own collection. My DMs are always open 😏

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Just got to work, who's going to keep me company in the DMs? 😘

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Quick trip to the post office to send off my first order, going all the way down under to Australia! 🦘🐨🇦🇺

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Sunny, yet I have a scarf on. Please make it make sense 😩 anyone else use hand dryers in the toilet just to warm their hands up???

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Would you look at how far I’ve walked today? 👣 Now just imagine how hot and sweaty my feet must be after all that… I bet you wish you were there to find out for yourself. 😏

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Who else is excited about the fact that the weekend is finally here?! Get me to the pub, NOW. 🍺

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