Pi*sPot

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Pi*sPot

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Hello, Goddesseses. I'm an unemployed, big-boned (fat), balding, 47 year old virgin, aspiring ladies toilet, door mat and verbal punching bag. I feel I more than make up for the above shortcomings with a great taste in music.

This is my second account here (I had all good reviews, previously. Honest). I kinda lost focus last time around (and about a year's worth of benefit money). This time around I'm hoping to deal with only upper-echelon, tippity-top sellers. Like YOU!

[take a second to gasp and blush here]

My audacious requirements:

I prefer to get to know sellers a bit before selling a kidney to buy a used snot-rag off of 'em. Sorry if you construe that as 'time wasting'. Nice to feel I'm buying (potentially) from someone I kiiiiinda know

Faces are important to me. More so than bodz, even. Very much appreciate 'show-ers' in that department. Personality goes a long way too. Obviously that aa**sss and them t*ttiez still have their place

I'm one of life's worriers, so please expect and tolerate my concerns about tracking numbers, stamps, parcel-tape adhesiveness, whether the lady in the post office looked at you funny, etc

Aside from poverty restrictions, I also prefer one pending purchase at a time. If I tell you I'm interested in a purchase, but like - in the near future, I probably mean it. Though I am a natural born cowardly arse-licker, who does find it hard to say no

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34 Seguidores - 25 Siguiendo - 6 Insignias

Género: Hombre

Edad: 40-50

Se unió: hace 2 meses

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Is it "blocktober" or something on the site? Because that would explain a lot. And go a small way to healing my hurt feelings

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Wanna see a female lady-woman, with a huge gushy undercarriage, working a gummy worm the size of a carpet-python ...Among other delights *wink*

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2581 profile views, since I joined up, a month ago. Girls, you're like flies around a cow's arsehole, and I love every one of yuz x

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Wanna go trick or treating, and have a mean lady hock up greenie after greenie into my candy sack

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Treat a hooer like a princess, and a princess like a hooer... Depending on if she's in the bedroom or the kitchen. It's a bit complicated. Treat a hooer like a cook, in the bedroom... Wait... Somethin' like that...

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I reckon it's a bit daft, buyin' fishnet tights, 'ere. Yur just payin' fer a load of 'oles

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Unless any ladies demand I stay up and face a torrent of cruel degradation, I suppose I'll attempt a few hours of lonely, bitter sleep. Night, Goddesses x

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I'm-a think about purdy women n play with my pecker some

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I want to be physically beaten up by a lady. I don't suppose anyone is selling boxes loaded with a tightly packed boxing glove on a spring?

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Let's all allow our minds to rise above the gutter for a moment, n suggest some COOL Halloween playlist songs. No obvious stuff like 'Monster Mash'. Tenuous links welcome

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Sunday could be "Sunday bluddy Sunday" here, if you sellers could manage to get all synced up with your cycles. Deffo not for me, though

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Could've sworn I spotted that creepy smartschoolboy9 character among the 12 pfps at the top of the screen, just as I refreshed. Given me the wanker's whim-whams

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Any curious sellers wanna enter my FREE tastiest wee contest, and settle the unspoken sitewide debate once and for all?

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Any other poor downtrodden souls emailed an amazon gift card, only to have it stuck in the 'sent' zone, and the intended recipient checkin their email to no avail?

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Bored ladies, feel free to start a chat. I don't bite. Though I might beg you to bite ME. Also to beat me up a bit and use me as a toilet

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Lookin' forward to seeing a few Elviras in here at Halloween. A Couple of Frankenhookers would be a welcome sight too

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I just want to be a 'special someone' to a bunch of women. What's wrong with that?

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Buyers: Think twice before heeding requests from sellers to mail spunk for them to "play with". Imagine logging in 5 years later, noticing you have a pending order, and being wallopped with a "child rearing fee"

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If I have any rich obsessed fans, now would be a good time to reveal yourselves. I want one of those 30th anniversary ps1-ps5s. I wouldn't go as far as to say they look good. But they're significantly less bad lookin' than the standard model

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Because I don't have Astrobot money, I suppose I'll start 'The Lucky Squire'

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