Don't call this a comeback🎵 back on @Leonafuego and @AriaArch 's posing party AKA #PosingPretty5 please excuse trucker's arm and do go give some love on gashtag 🤘❤

Shorts at work day🌞 be careful with your words today, they might be meant as throwaway but can impact other's more than you'll ever know, I just told a gentleman passenger that 'I'll move my seat forward because you don't wanna be stuck behind this lanky arse' to be told 'oh I'm not sure about that😳' so yeah just be nice😘 #asyouwere anyway

Thanks for the tag @MrsG for #MyPERFECTDomme 💖 @MrsG and @Krapbowl invite you to post a pic of someone who embodies your perfect Domme 😈 whether that be style, persona or both! Mine would be Nadia Sapphire, a pro wrestler on the indies, master of the stinkface and what I'd give to mauled and victimised by Her straight after a match still in Her gear having not showered!!

Really do have empathy for anyone having to pay to be here, just had a bloc*#ing spree, highlights included a twat who posts begging for likes every half an hour, yet never tags the competition to highlight it but somehow gets likes despite seller's getting scorned for doing EXACT Same thing!! Oh yeah and the wally who's asking if Your vaginas smell like Fish / Wine or BLEACH!!.... Yeah I'll be getting an early one in I Reckon #asyouwere

Still having clear out of laptop over here and thought I'd share some love and gratitude before I Get drunk and forget My manners! Have a goodun and don't let the shit stains grind Ya down! Xx

Even more respect needs to be put into names of seller's who take their own pic's, this is as graceful as I'm gonna be able to pull off for @Leonafuego , @AriaArch , @Yorkshire_MILF And @TheRealPrestigeFeet 's #PosingPretty challenge, don't all be covering your sofa's at the same time now🙈 Xx

Just having clear out of laptop and this has just done Me! Anyway don't mind Me, #asyouwere

Redecorating the cave is as productive as I get, like🍻🥥🙈🎵 have a goodun y'all

Got best package ( except from here obviously!! ) in ages and I'm letting caffeine, nicotine and 🎵🔊🎵🔊 keep me going as long as I can and will deal with mess of an inbox when I can! Laters 'baiter's 🤘

This is my entry for the kinkmeister of hastags that's brought to ya by the lovely @Kinks_and_curves , to have a go yourself follow #kinksandcaptions and do your worst🤣 Xx .... you big dopey bitch, you had one job to do so no more drink til you've sent this order and the arsehole has paid!

Right I don't generally do Xmas so any chance to get it out the way early is welcome! This is my OFFICIAL entry to @BellaMae ‘s #christmasInjuly challenge. It's as Christmassy as I get and as sexy as I'm gonna feel before I leave you lot to it and go to play with my North Pole! Ho ho ho

Taxi driver's die in hot cars😞 finally in and after long arse shift including driving to the crapital and back not even this TUNE As last one on today's shuffle can wake me up so if we chat I'm sorry but for tonight I can probably manage at best a grunt, for anyone else I'll seem an obnoxious.... have a lovely evening you lot. Xx

Blinding day but only just getting in, will get to inbox when I can but I'm beat for now❤🤘

Meanwhile over at GashCrapp, ain't spent a 100 pence this month, bag o'wank init

Quitting while I'm ahead, ain't meeting a cuter, more respectful passenger today🚖❤ have a lovely evening you lot, #asyouwere Xx

Morning all from sarf side, have a goodun and hoping all your sweat sells🌞🔥💦❤

An wear from @Peachy230 never gets old but the additional information has just done me🐀🤣🐀❤ if you ain't reached out to this one then this is massive few of your 99 problems! Will vouch for every single time😍❤🐀😈🔥

Really ain't a morning person but shuffle is listening to @Besttaxiride so thank you for that🎵🚖🤘🔊 happy weekend eve to everyone who celebrates them❤🍻

Got a bit of a busy one on so gonna wish ya'll a goodun now. And they're loose everywhere but don't let 'em grind ya's down😳👊 yeah #asyouwere anyway. Xx

This is my entry for @STRyker_Alpha_8 's #KinkyCalvesCoronation , nice one! Think I'm getting carried away starting entering these things😳🙈