This is my entry for the ravishing and awesome @Twinkletoesjessi and @UndeniablyKinky 's weekly competition inspired by @Nicksy . So that said how was your Saturday then?! #TakeoverCompRoyallyRisque Not me with the King's best friend

Feeling like I need to go into selling, I'm discreet👍

First time I'm entering one of @Twinkletoesjessi and @UndeniablyKinky 's competitions. Excuse the mess, need my sleep and might be stretching my luck but #TakeoverCompLabourDay does say open to interpretation so my entry is 🖕to the mob who lied on the side of a bus and now blame doctors, nurses etc for their own corruption and mess they've made

Last game of season and all my thoughts are consumed on what's she wearing and who for?! This damn place has changed me🙈🔥😈

Entering the Rose West was something I never felt need to do before😳

Morning all. Have a goodun but make sure you stay alert and vigilant, y'hear #asyouwere anyway

Me when the alert came through at 2:59pm and not 3pm

My entry to the ever so awesome KinkMeister's AKA @Kinks_and_curves #Kinksandcaptions 'listen bitches, I don't care what poll says, they're getting a crack that looks more like kojak'

Just stretching my legs at work, like. Good morning and happy wank holiday ya'll. Sun's out, bum's out🌞❤ Xx

My entry for the #kinksandcaptions competition hosted by @Kinks_and_curves Listen mate, you're gonna have to stop this, it's wrong but no matter what angle you look at it from they still ain't left you that review yet, I'll have a word!

Half mulling over if I can be arsed to change out of these for work🤔🚖 but there's a message there for anyone who ignores reasonable messages, their loss! Xx

Afternoon all. Having a clear out of my FB And just seen this. Done a couple of podcasts years ago and not big, not clever but might've done me studio Was right next to...

Back out to work, will do my best to answer everything as and when, in the meantime do you and don't be a prick👍❤

Morning to all the decent human beings here😍 pretty much just waking up and too early for prick I've had to call out already and looks like some of you have already had a slag of a day! Don't let 'em grind ya down🤘👊❤ Xx

Uh huh! I'm guilty of it myself so reminding myself too! But too easy to obsess over dire posts, being ripped off etc whilst neglecting the gooduns🙈 so bl$#k, leave all toxic shit and get what's your's and most importantly don't let anyone dictate your mood and MH🤘😘❤ Xx

Having a drink, Having some tunes, if you know you know🎵 have a goodun and compare yourselves to know one except yesterday's version of you😘

Really ain't a morning person but go on then, I'll play! Ave a goodun #asyouwere

For @Lily22xxx and anyone who just wants to clog out the bullshit, you want the drop down menu at top and go with following😘

Mission just to get back to essex, I'm sure driver's are conspiring together me home to sniff knickers, this journey has taken me from Hookwood to....

Good morning you gawjus, smelly lot, from Sarfend with love🔥😘 have a stunning Sunday❤ Xx