SockPirate32

I want to buy the socks in your sock drawers and dirty laundry baskets, the socks that you wear on any given day. A piece of you.

If you have a favorite pair of socks, then I want to see them. Maybe we can agree on a price….🏴‍☠️
Arrrrr!!!!

My life story summed up in emojis;
👦🏼+🗣️+🙏🏼=👧🏼+🫴🏼+🧦

👧🏼=🚫+🫴🏼+🧦

👦🏼=😭

👦🏼+🤔=💡

👦🏼+🫳🏼👧🏼🧦=🏴‍☠️+🖕🏼+ 👧🏼

👦🏼+🫳🏼+👧🏼🧦👟=🏴‍☠️

👧🏼🧦+👦🏼= 👦🏼+ 😍😈🏴‍☠️

👦🏼🫳🏼🧦🧦🧦🫳🏼👟👟👟 🏴‍☠️.

👧🏼🧦+🧴+🍆= 🧦🏴‍☠️🤴🏼

👧🏼+😳=👦🏼+😅

👦🏼+🤫+🙏🏼=🫱🏻‍🫲🏼= 👧🏼+🤐

👦🏼🫳🏼🧦🧦🧦🫳🏼👟👟👟 🏴‍☠️.

👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼+👀+🚫🫵🏼=👦🏼+🫳🏼🧦

🚓+👩🏽‍⚖️=👦🏼+😱+😭

🚫👧🏼🧦= 👦🏼+ 😭

🤔+💡.

💻+🧦🏷= 😍

🚫🫳🏼👧🏼🧦

👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼+🧦🏴‍☠️👦🏼= 😄😄😄😁

If you made it this far, let me know if you’re interested in reading the short story I wrote for my sophomore year of college English cla**. (It’s worth it! It earned me a 109% A+ on the mid-term exam!)