Okay… listen we’ve been friends a while so I can say this. You have the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life. There used to be a time when we were younger where I thought I’d maybe give you a pity fuck but I don’t know what I’d even do with that thing. Honestly I’m not even surprised… you’ve always given tiny dick energy and I guess I was right. No wonder you’ve never had a proper girlfriend… it all makes sense now 😂😂😂

I’ve got a lot of pity for you because we’re friends and you’re great but dude…. You may as well be totally smooth down there like a Ken doll (without the Ken body though obviously 😂).

As your friend, I really really suggest you get good at using your mouth and fingers because that waste of flesh in your pants is never going to please any woman and honestly I’m tired of you tagging along to our couples activities making it awkward. Maybe a strap on? I don’t know but for the love of god, don’t be surprised when you get laughed at.

Friends for many many years and I’ve always thought you must’ve got such a sexy big cock to go with that wonderful personality and well.. you’ve shown me the pictures now haven’t you. How could you do this to our friendship? What were you thinking? How can I possibly look at you the same after these 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean just a literal blob of nothing. Ah well don’t worry about your best friends lovely pussy . Ever. Because we know now don’t we, you couldn’t satisfy . Did I say ever 🤣🤣

In all honesty, I took absolute pity on you Harry. I'm one hot sexy MILF and I thought I would give you an opportunity. Purely out of pity - because there is no way that anyone else would ever want to fuck you at all. I don't know how you can even pleasure yourself. But ... it was utterly hysterical to try to give you a pity fuck - even microdick guys deserve an opportunity. BUT ... your dick is so absolutely tiny that attempting sex with you is a FAILURE. It's impossible for a dick that small to ever do anything for a woman like me. My little finger can give me more pleasure than your dick. In fact my smallest toe would be more satisfying. Taking pity on you has led to my absolute dissapointment. A waste of my time and energy. Never again will I take pity. Instead I should be laughing and pubicly humiliating you. I should warn all other MILFS and ALL women to laugh at the smallest most pathetic cock that I have ever seen in my life. Even doing a SPH feels pitiful. Harry - owner of the teeniest tiny cock EVER. Sales of microscopes will increase due to a dick this tiny.

Harry… honestly you realize this is why we aren’t together anymore right? How can you expect me to gain pleasure from such a small penis.. I mean if there was an award for the smallest penis you’d take first place. At least I can be honest now and tell you how I really feel.
0/10 and I think you already knew this 🥱🥱🥱

So weird I know I need glasses, but damn I thought I was actually blind for a moment. Like where is it? What is it? Wtf is that??? I have so many questions???? Why did you put me through this, so awful and pitiful I’m so sorry I will pray for you…

Personally loved my ex’s micro cock, loved to give it a little lick before bed as that’s all it needed to cum! Bless it! Can’t say I miss it though. I still sit and laugh sometimes remembering his desperately trying to shove it in my pussy but it not going anywhere because it’s so tiny! Hahahaha. Life! Tiny as fuck.

Fuck!!!😖For some reason I thought I was getting a nice hard juicy cock 🥵......how very dissapointing 😳😳 Not sure what I am supposed to do with that!!🤢 Why did you bring me back with you, if that's all you have for me....how were you ever expecting to please me with that!!🥺
How many other women have you tricked into thinking they were getting a fuck !!
I have no words for 'it'😱 out of all the cocks I have fucked....I have never and hope to never again see one as tiny and fucking useless as yours.
I mean you must be fully aware of what you have been blessed with right!?......a skin tag that pisses😂😂 you literally have to search your balls for it🤣
Stuff of nightmares that🤏 Not tonight 🏃‍♀️I am gone!!🤣
Just imagine waking up to that every morning.....oh shit you do!😬🦐😂 0/10

Harry, you wonder why we broke up?
Your cock is that small that the last time I gave you a blow job I had to stick my tongue out to touch it as it couldn’t get past my teeth.
Remember the time you tried to enter me from the back and all i could feel was your pubes 🤣🤣
You have taught me a valuable experience though, sleep with people on the first date as then you aren’t going through hell for years as I was with you
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Pathetic mushroom cock

I dated this guy for a solid amount of time. I thought I could overcome it. I’m actually concerned that he has a medical problem, I even talked to his mom about it. Like I tried finding a urologist for him because I’m concerned. I wouldn’t even call it a micropenis. I’ve seen a micropenis before, this is a nanopenis. I’ve literally seen clitorises bigger than that, GOOSEBUMPS with more girth than that. It’s literally just a head. He says 2 inches when erect but I still had to dig around to find it, I think he means 2cm when erect. I could barely fit my fingers on it. Forget about trying to have sex. I might as well have been eating pussy when I tried to give him a blow job because it’s practically inverted. I feel terrible for whoever pulls down his pants next and sees this disappointment. Idk why I put up with it for so long. He needs help.

Oh wow we laughed together as we saw how small it is. Wtf is that, give scrat his acorn back from ice age.

No wonder you want to send pictures of it to queens on the internet I bet no one wants to see that in real life and if they do they’ll definitely run out the door! I mean what do you even do with that. It put Holly off eating her sandwich it was that small and puny. Poor you for having that as a cock. It doesn’t even deserve being called a cock. I bet they thought you were a girl, I’ve seen clits bigger.

10/10 pays instantly very trustworthy buyer. Look forward to even more!