Fuck this morning already - hey lads

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Bloody hell that’s a massive load of my mind! DM ME for deals on all my sweaty gear - free worldwide shipping

DROP EM AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT OFFER? Royal discount on all stuff - DM ME

I know I could still top!!! Number one seller - thank you gents (I wish my bank balance reflected my ranking) DM ME for more dirty deals and Free Worldwide Shipping

I guess I should go outside instead of just wanking off on the sofa (not literally) DM ME for a Mayday deal

Well, I tried to be creative and make some bunny ears out of some socks and wire coat hanger ls but I just look like I have myxomatosis! Happy Easter everyone - DM ME (free worldwide shipping)

No hot water now for two weeks! I smell….. DM ME for men smell deals (free worldwide shipping)

Would you just looking at my daffodildos

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Evening boys - how are we all doing?

Happy St Patrick’s Day - would you like to see my lucky charms? DM me (free worldwide shipping)

Afternoon gents - how are we all doing?

So gents, what are you giving up for lent? Tossing? DM me for a tasty pancake day deal

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Morning “fresh” - how ya doing gents? 4 days no shower - i stink

Jocks away lads - DM me for a good deal 😜

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