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George_Clooney

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About George_Clooney

23 Followers - 19 Following - 9 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 50+

Joined: 3 months ago

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As a connoisseur of ladies’ pee, The beautiful @DoloresPanties has asked me for my opinion of her golden nectar. These are my thoughts:

Warning! Addictive substance! The colour is beautiful and golden. Glorious even! Once poured into a cut glass tumbler it just glows and says ‘taste me!’. It has an absolutely divine aroma. There is a wonderful freshness and zip which is overlain with a smooth fruity smell of peaches.

Now for the taste: Absolutely beautiful. There is a subtle saltiness which quickly gives way to an almost caramel like flavour with a delicious bitterness that keeps you licking your lips. Underneath this is the flavour of Dolores herself. An insistent and alluring femininity which joyously stays on the tongue forever.

And now the all-important erotic content. Drinking a ladies’ pee is all about the experience, and what a wonderful experience Dolores is! I have totally lost myself in her and all I can say is that I want more! Drink it at your peril! Thankyou Dolores, you are, as always, a joy. Love George.

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I was delighted when the totally gorgeous @FaithfulNurse asked me for my opinion of her wee, which she aptly named ‘afternoon delight’. She sent me a lovely video which made me very excited about receiving it. These are my thoughts:

The colour is orangey-lemon which alludes to the pleasure within. The aroma is rich and bright with a very sexy feminine buzz, fruity and intoxicating. Closing my eyes and picturing the lovely lady brings an exciting anticipation of what is to come. She is soooo sexy!

Now, the taste. Oh my! Faith has a beautiful cheeky flavour, powerful, but so smooth and light that it is delightful and moreish. Slightly tangy in lovely way. Something to be sipped and relished, not gulped down like a cheap plonk! The initial taste is slightly sweet, fruity like a cocktail of orange, lemon and mango. In the background there is a deeper flavour of pure sexiness and alluring femininity. I can see her lovely face and cheeky smile with every sip.

Drinking the wee of a pretty lady is a very sexy thing, and Faith is very pretty and sexy! The erotic content of her lemonade is an absolute 10/10. The effect on the p*n*s is wow factor a million! The whole experience from purchase to tasing was absolutely gorgeous and special. Thankyou so much Faith, I love your pee!!! Love George.

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Happy birthday to the gorgeous @XxForYourPleasurexx

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I recently purchased some pee from the wonderful @Soleful_joy in order to provide my expertise and experience in reviewing her naughty delight. This is my opinion:

Joy poured the drink at 2pm. It looks wonderful! A delightful pale amber hue alluring to the comeliness of this wonderful woman. Something special. Now the bouquet: Subtle and creamy, beautifully pure. Classy is the word. It tastes absolutely amazing! Very palatable and delicious, with an aftertaste curiously resembling strawberries. This is a real treat! I could drink this all day! Joy’s pee is off the scale for eroticism. Knowing this elixir was created by this classy, gorgeous creature makes it, well, wow factor of 100! It was an honour to drink your pee Joy! Thankyou so much. Love, George ❤️

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@XxForYourPleasurexx asked for my professional opinion on the flavour of her pee. I am a connoisseur and these are my honest conclusions.

Colour: Pure and golden, clear, almost sparkling. Looks amazing in the glass. Aroma: Elizabeth’s pee has a subtle cheeky aroma, very pure, fresh and inviting. It begs you to taste it. Now for the taste: Oh boy! This has a real kick to it! Definitely to be sipped and savoured, like a good whisky. I like it! Elizabeth’s pee tastes divine! It if full of character and quality. There is a saltiness which teases the tongue and gives way to a naughtiness that has a profound effect on the p**is. This lady rocks! Eroticism: 11/10. This is one sexy beast, just like the wonderful lady herself. A true Queen Bee. Love George ❤️

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@Peachyass93 asked for my professional opinion on the flavour of her pee. I am a connoisseur and these are my honest conclusions.

Colour: Very light and almost clear, like a chardonnay. Very pleasing to the eye. Aroma: Unusually light, and so creamy! Makes you want to dive in! No trace of saltiness at all. Just pure, smooth, delightful arousal in a glass. This lady is class! And the taste? There is only one word I can say – ABSOLUTELY FRICKIN SENSATIONAL!! Ok three words. This is amongst the tastiest most erotic pee I have ever tasted! Light and smoothly refreshing with a cheeky aftertaste which is totally, well, frickin horny! Eroticism: Total WOW! I can’t walk! Any dudes who like pee – you have to try this! Thankyou Peachyass93. I’m off for a cold shower, or a quick …. heehee! Love George. ❤️

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As an expert and connoisseur @NaughtyDreams asked for my professional opinion on the flavour of her pee, which is undoubtedly first in the morning! Here is my verdict:

Colour: Very attractive. Golden-Orange, like a dark, clear honey. Aroma: Very light and pure, almost creamy. No sharp edges, beautifully rounded, as is she. I have a feeling the taste will be pure heaven. And it is! My! Oh! My! Ooooh! Strong! To be sipped, not gulped. A fruity sharpness which subsides leaving a taste of citrus with a slight sweetness to delight the palate. Beautiful! This lady is absolute class! Eroticism: Well, have you seen her? Through the ceiling! Thankyou NaughtyDreams for sending me this glass of joy. Love George. ❤️

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@Peachyass93 has asked me to review her ass. How could I refuse!? Sooo … Perfect roundness with strong glutes coated with a perfect layer of bum flesh; this is an ass made for smothering. Overall shape 10/10. Very smooth skin, not a trace of cellulite or imperfections – lovely on the eye and inviting the face to come hither into the valley of our souls. Overall smoothness 10/10. The absolute queening feature of this ass is the glorious cheeky protrusion at the top of the thighs, creating the equivalent of an under-booby which invites the face to bury itself in its musty depths. An absolute peach of ass perfection. I love it! Can’t wait to receive my face-mask! xxx

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As an expert and connoisseur, @Heytheyarelovely asked for my professional opinion on the flavour of her pee. She insisted it was first of the morning – cheeky lady! This is my verdict:

Colour: Golden, bright, pure and clear. Perfect! Aroma: A very subtle bouquet, almost citrussy with delightful undertones of the lovely women herself. Now the all-important taste: Wow! Pure, smooth, full of character and full bodied (As is she lol). The sharp fruitiness hits you, giving way to a wonderful mellow deep liquorice, which itself gives way to a cheeky subtle almost fruity aftertaste. Absolutely exquisite! And very, very, moreish! (drank the lot!) Eroticism: This lady has more pheromones than Cleopatra. Total WOW factor of a million. She should bottle it and sell it. Oh! She does! Loved it! Classic vintage. Well done you! Love George. ❤️

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As an expert and connoisseur I enjoyed 100ml of morning lemonade from @PrincessBoop this morning and gave her my opinion. Here it is. Well, it's not for the fainthearted. Very very strong! The aroma hit me straight away, overpowering and salty. I realised from the first sip what a powerful brew this is. The flavour is slightly sweet, which is unusual, and cloying leaving a strong aftertaste of princess which is still present many hours later. It hard a marked effect on the pe*is causing instant hardness. Overall, 10 out of 10. To be sipped and not gulped. Mikey xx

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