VictorKnight

“Coming home soon; don’t wash,” Napoleon Bonaparte once wrote to his wife, Joséphine.

While conquering armies and countries to build his empire, Napoleon would take his wife's and lovers' used clothing as a reminder of what had gone and what was to come. "(Her scents) refresh me, and I would go miles to smell them."

I can relate to this part of Boney, if not the world-conquering bit. Although, can you imagine the reek back in those unwashed days? Sweaty donkeys would have smelled cleaner. Too much for my delicate senses.

'Olfactory marketing', i.e. using smells to sell, is something I have been involved with in some hilarious ways for household name brands. If you ever want to know about this, just ask!

Smell is a subtle but powerful aspect of human connection, bridging the physical and emotional. It speaks to me on a deep, primal level. I find (as do some scientists) that smelling s**y scents can reduce stress, promote relaxation, and even improve sleep.

So as your customer, you can make some cash whilst feeling you're offering a healthy escape that boosts your customer's wellbeing. Win win.

Anyway, about me:
- Successful entrepreneur, sorted in life and relationships, just here for a slightly pervy escape. In my spare time I play ice hockey, game and write fiction (primarily aimed at TV, film - screen nerd).
- Can be fun on text if desired, or business-like if preferred - let me know if you have a preference.
- Seeking a regular seller to be regular customer - if I like the your way of communicating and your scent.
- I will not mess you around but if we have chatted about a potential order (I won't request anything worn without paying first) sometimes something else catches my eye and it can't be helped.