F**king & C*mming In A Fleshlight

30’s actually, genuinely straight guy (yes, really).

I don’t go in for the alpha / findom / master / sub theme. For that to work, you need to have both parties gaining pleasure - it doesn’t do anything for me. But feel free to address me however you’d like though, and I’m happy to address you however you’d like. This is a site for you to be yourself - I just don’t get any gratification from the degradation, dominance role play. Loads of guys offer it, they’ll all be better than I would be at it.

I’m 6”3, 97kg (214lbs for you transatlantics) and would describe myself as athletic but also eats pizza and drinks a Guinness. I’m very active, hitting the gym for weights sessions 3 times a week and hard conditioning sessions twice.

I’ve previously faught Muai Thai, MMA and I’m now a high level jiu-jitsu competitor, black belt, training around 8 hours a week.

I’m a project manager, so no socks / underwear worn daily for hard graft. Any items will be worn specifically for you - adding a genuine personal touch to your items. Not just a bloke trying to flog you his old kegs or socks.

I offer;

Worn clothes & underwear
Personalised photos & videos
Fluids

I understand that a lot of people do like to see a face, and I respect that may be a necessity for an order. I’m not sending face pictures out just to secure an order, please respect that. But that’s not to say that they are off limits entirely.

Ask me about deposits to secure my items for later payment.

I will not pi*s or sh*t myself. I also won’t walk round in underwear that are heavily skidded, I have no interest in people around me being able to smell the clothes I’m wearing. I’m certain you’ll find someone to suit that kink, but it’s not me.

I won’t pressure you into a sale, so let’s have a chat and figure out what I can offer you. If you don’t want to buy anything, that’s absolutely fine - you’ve got to be happy buying!

I’m very happy for you to think about your order, and not commit straight away. But once you’ve agreed and I have sent you the order I do expect it to be honoured and paid within a reasonable time frame before the order will be confirmed. If I remind you and you still don’t pay I’ll just block and report you. My time is too valuable to have it wasted.

Free Royal Mail tracked24 or tracked48 UK delivery with tracking numbers provided.

Evri shop collection available

Guaranteed next day signed for delivery £5 (£8 for a Saturday delivery)

International posting - a fee of £7* is added to cover the additional cost.

*multiple or heavy items may incur additional fees (proof of cost will be provided)

It’s the buyers responsibility to understand import tax and handling fees - I’m not responsible for these.

I have a Mrs, so all orders need to be done taking that into consideration.

If you have any questions at all, please get in touch.