Ruined Runners

I'm an Irish student who enjoys long walks on the beach and ending sentences in a way you wouldn't octopus.

I have plenty to offer, and I'm super open-minded! In my opinion, you should not be ashamed of your fet**hes (unless your fet**h is being shamed, you filthy whore, you should be very ashamed of yourself).

I'll happily sell to all genders, from enby to auti to bio to trans - your pronouns are important, and you are valid. Cross-dressers and sissies also welcome ❤︎

I'm quite the s**ual deviant, and I don't shy away from bodily fluids (yes even that one)

Likes:
Conversation, directness, brutal honesty, alcohol, and food (obviously, my thighs didn't get this thick on their own!). Memes, jokes, and riddles are also awesome. My SpIns (special interest for non-autistic folks) are psychology, cryptozoology, and forensics. I've been known to go into lecture mode about these topics (sorry Will!!!).

Dislikes:
Mushrooms, bigots, needless violence (aka non-kinky), the dentist (if you're a dentist I'm sorry. (No I'm not)), my dumba** ADHD brain


Base prices:
Socks: €8
Panties/Thongs: €10
Lollipops (pi*s, pu**y, a**l, sp*t): €5
Shoes: €18
Sneakers: €25
Foot skin: €20

Items bought together will yield a discount or free shipping!


Standard shipping for one small item (2 panties/socks/up to 4 lollipops):
To Ireland: €1
To the UK (not including NI): £1.50
To Northern Ireland: £0.90
To the USA: $2
To Canada: CAD$2.60
*If you don't see your country here, don't worry! I will do what I can to accomodate you!

I speak French, English, and Irish, but Google Translate is a good friend to have! My next goal is to learn Bulgarian

I accept PayPal, Amazon Gift Cards, and limbs!