Smelly Underwear

In the world of iron and protein shakes, you'll find me – Kyle, the gym rat with a mission. My biceps are my business cards, and my glutes? Well, they're my secret weapon.

Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinary? I don't just sweat; my musk perfume the air. My sweat? It's not a fragrance; it's an experience. And yes, you read that right – I'm in the nasty business of selling my used underwear.

My pits? Oh, they're like the fine wine of body odors. When the sweat dries up, they emit a ripe aroma that leaves a lasting impression. Some call it pungent; I call it my signature scent.

So, if you're looking for undies with character, hit me up. Just remember: When you wear Kyle's sweaty relics, you're not just buying fabric; you're embracing a lifestyle, you're touching my cock and balls.

Catch me at the gym, flexing and hustling – because life's too short for dry pits and boring briefs!

Feel free to send me a message!