Chicago Worn Socks

Hello there and thank you for visiting my profile! Let me tell you a little about myself. I was born on the east coast, then moved to the Midwest when I was a young child and have lived here ever since.

I am also happy to say I’m verified so you know exactly who you’re buying from.

I have hyper hydrosis (if you don’t know what that is google it) so you best bet you’ll get exactly what you’re paying for. Now I work in the medical field, regularly spending 12-18hrs a day on my feet total. I am also an avid gym goer, lifting weights 5 days a week and training cardio 2 days. My socks typically stink up a room after 1 full day of wear, and don’t even get me started on my shoes 😬. I would say my feet smell more vinegar-like, and if I wear the same socks more than 2 days I actually have to wear another pair over them because they start to smell so much I can smell them through my shoes.

Living in the Midwest you build a good foundation of honesty and integrity, which is what I carry forward into my listings. I also have a FF for women so I one hundred percent understand the level of smell and sweat expected when receiving a product of mine. That being said, if there are female buyers that want to buy my products, I’m down to set up a trade! I go to great lengths to ensure each product I ship is both satisfactory and unique to my scent.

I am straight, so to maintain full transparency with my customers I like to keep flirting out of the buying process with male customers. Don’t let that dissuade you from asking questions though, I will always try to answer to the best of my ability even if it’s an intimate question. I carry no judgement, and I believe there’s no such thing as “normal” so let your freak flag fly and I’d love to fulfill your fantasies!

Alright, now for the not so fun stuff… pricing 🤡

I want to make it clear that my prices are based off the average price of the market, then adjusted accordingly to wear and scent. My prices can be a touch higher than some on this platform, but having the product arrive at your door still damp and quite possibly the smelliest pair you’ve ever purchased is what you’re paying for. No one has a scent more perfect for you than I do. :)

Prices:✅

Socks:
Each sock purchase has a baseline price of $15+shipping (which includes 24hrs wear, a gym session, and a shift at work) , then $3 each additional day (which is also worn to the gym and work). If you buy a pair with 3 or more days of wear then I include a video of taking your pair off and teasing my feet to the camera before shipping them. I prefer to wear them no longer than 5 days because of how much they smell and how hard it is to mask the smell in public. THAT BEING SAID, I may be willing to make an exception for a multi week wear for a negotiated price. I will also entertain specific requests so please be specific with what you want if you want something out of the normal. Below is a simple pricing scale.

$15: 24 hours wear, gym session, 10hr work shift

$25: 3 days wear, 2 weight lifting sessions, one cardio session and at least 20 hours of work wear

$35: 7 days wear, 6 gym sessions including 2 cardio dayd, 30 hours of work wear minimum, 10 miles of total jogging , and 2-3min video of taking socks off.

Beyond 5 days wear:
I wouldn’t be able to wear them to work, gym or public places but I can continue to wear them for jogs or other activities well beyond 5 days (weeks? Months?) at a negotiated price.

Other foot related things:

Toenail clippings: $10
Foot filings/dust: $10
Face mask worn underneath my sock: $10/day

Underwear:

Each wear is contains the same activities as socks (gym, work, hours of wear). Yes my underwear also get very fragrant and sweaty. Sorry no videos of taking them off included :/.

24 hrs- $20
48 hrs- $35
72 hrs- $50
96 hrs- $65
Bodily fluid added before shipping
(💦 or 🍋) wear price plus $20.

Instant content:
I do have an array of instant content available, and plan to add more. I try to price them according to length to make sure it’s a fair price for the buyer.

💥BUNDLE DEALS💥

5 day sock wear with 3 day underwear + a custom 5 minute video of the socks and my feet + foot filings- $50

3 day sock wear and 3 day underwear + 5 minute custom video- $40

**if you spend $100 or more I will throw in free goodies ;)** could be more socks, sp*t, 💦, underwear…

I look forward to doing business with you and hope to keep you coming back as a satisfied buyer! Thanks for visiting my shop!!