Bright Pink Smelly Socks

Did someone say MILF/GILF? You found me. That’s right! I'm a dirty old bird who’s been around the block a time or two. Let’s be real. You’ll never have the chance to fill me with your hot tool, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get into my pants.

I’m happy to share my pungent juices with you. I’m starting off with panties and stockings and will be adding more variety and treasures to tease your eyes and feed your kink.

About me: I’m a 60ish year old curvy, inked Midwest gal with a big caboose and healthy gams, 5’5” tall, 150ish weight (+/-), size 8.5 shoe. Some find me attractive.

As for play, I’m a lifestyler, definitely not vanilla, and enjoy the submissive role. Being watched gets me wet. The thought of you getting off with my unmentionables gets me even wetter`.

c*m on, throw me a bone. I won’t jerk you ‘round. My goal is to stick it to you and have you lapping it up.

**Pet-free, smoke-free home.

💝 My panties, pantyhose, and stockings are worn a minimum of 24 hours and shipped for $5 (US only), vacuum sealed, 1 proof of wear photo, discreet packaging.

I will m*sturb*te in all panties and pantyhose; what can I say, I get extra horny with your wears. Custom tailored to your liking with Add-ons.
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Dirty Old Bird Extras, five dollah with hollah:

➡️ Extra Day/s: $5 per
➡️ Lemonade soaked or no wipe: $5
➡️ Creampie: $5

If there’s another add-on that turns you on, not mentioned 👆🏻, I’m happy to consider it.

HONORS:
🥇1st Place AtwSkintights**y
🥇1st Place AtwHandfulofSweetness
🥇 MeetMeUnderTheTree
🥈2nd Place AtwMyFactorySetting

🚫Hard Limits – I am NOT open to:
⛔️Revealing my identity by showing my full face or ink
⛔️Accepting payment other than what’s listed
⛔️s**ting, video, audio, or phone chat – discretion is the name of the game here

It's all about having discrete fun without pa**ing judgement. I'm here dear to be your fantasy Dirty Old Bird.

Your MILF / GILF Next Door.