Shimmery Green Gym Shorts (S)

Hey everyone!
I’m, 5’11, straight (yes for real), like to keep in decent shape.. In college I played league 🏒, but now I wear tactical 🪖🫡.

...It all started with a joke: leaving my dirty undies out for mates to find...
One time I caught my roommate sniffing my boxers after training 😳😅— He was so embarra**ed — naturally I ribbed him over it, but I didn't know there was a whole world of people into that stuff back then... He's fine btw, we're good don't worry, I keep it between us—he's my bro. I can definitely tell some diggin has been going on in the laundry basket though 😂.

In a nutshell I offer various 🩲🏋🏻‍♂️👔👟 🧦💦💪🏻“sweaty musky scent” “grind marks" dirty from days of wear often rotating them and wearing them again (check out my shop).-
Word is, us “🪖🫡” types have a unique aroma 😉. I keep stock limited for quality and exclusivity.
5️⃣Days is the minimum I wear everything I have for sale (120 hours) if you want more generally it's a £5 per day there after.
-Longer wear possible
-Custom orders available.
-Suggestions are welcome... (bu*t lollies though? 🍑🍭.. okay, go easy- I'm learning..)

💬Hit me up for relaxed chat/banter
You want an Alpha? Well... Come find out.
I also have SimpleX (it's a bit like Telegram but actually secure 🔐)


📦 **Shipping**:
🇬🇧🇮🇪 UK/Ireland – Included
✈️ Europe/International – Varies (DM me).

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