Dirty Nike Socks And A Massage Gun

30’s actually, genuinely straight guy (yes, really).

Above everything I’m respectful, and value that in others.

I’m 6”3, 97kg (214lbs for you trans atlantics) and would probably describe myself as athletic build. I’m very active, hitting the gym for weights sessions 4 times a week.

Previously done Muay Thai, competed at heavyweight MMA and I’m now a high level jiu-jutsu competitor, black belt, training around 6-8 hours a week and now starting competing regularly again. So plenty of sweating, and masculinity.

I’m a former semi-pro footballer (“retired”) at 27 but continued playing with my local team, but only occasionally so do ask about the possibility of match worn items.

I’m a project manager, so no socks / underwear worn daily for hard graft. Any items will be worn specifically for you - adding a genuine personal touch to your items. Not just a bloke trying to flog you his old kegs or socks.

I offer;

Worn clothes & underwear
Personalised photos & videos
Fluids

I understand that a lot of people do like to see a face, and I respect that may be a necessity for an order. I’m not sending face pictures out just to secure an order, please respect that. But that’s not to say that they are off limits entirely.

Anything you can think of ask - like everyone, I’ve got boundaries but let’s see where they lie?

Ask me about deposits to secure my items for later payment.

I will not piss or shit myself. I also won’t walk round in underwear that are heavily skidded, I have no interest in people around me being able to smell the clothes I’m wearing. I’m certain you’ll find someone to suit that kink, but it’s not me.

I’m not a hard salesman and won’t pressure you, so let’s have a chat and figure out what I can offer you. If you don’t want to buy anything, that’s absolutely fine - you’ve got to be happy buying!

I’m very happy for you to think about your order, and not commit straight away. But once you’ve agreed and I have sent you the order I do expect it to be honoured and paid within a reasonable time frame before the order will be started. If I remind you and you still don’t pay I’ll just block you and report you. My time is too valuable to have it wasted.

Free Royal Mail tracked24 or tracked48 UK delivery

Evri shop collection available

Guaranteed next day signed for delivery £7

International posting - a fee is added to cover the additional cost.
Europe - £7
Outside Europe - £10
*multiple or heavy items may incur additional fees (proof of cost will be provided)

It’s the buyers responsibility to understand import tax and handling fees - I’m not responsible for these.

I provide proof of postage and/or tracking numbers with all items.

I have a Mrs, so all orders need to be done taking that into consideration.

If you have any questions at all, please get in touch.