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Sestina Shay – The Chaos You Can Own

Welcome to the Sestina Shay Experience. You didn’t just stumble here—you were drawn here. Maybe it was curiosity. Maybe it was bad decisions. Either way, you're exactly where you need to be.

Who am I?
I’m a little unhinged, a little unpredictable, and entirely unforgettable. I live fast, play hard, and collect experiences like trophies. Everything I offer comes with a piece of that wild, messy, chaotic energy. If you want pristine, go somewhere else. If you want something that lived a little before it got to you, you’re in the right place.


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What You’re Getting Into

When you buy from me, you’re not just getting an item—you’re getting a story. A challenge. A bad idea that you’ll definitely follow through on.

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

No refunds – You knew what you were doing.

No judgment – If you ask for something weird, I’ll probably be into it.

No hesitation – My listings don’t last long.



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Offerings & Pricing

(These prices aren’t fixed. They’re just what it takes to get me to part with them.)

🧦🩲 Socks & Panties: $15+ (Worn for just the right amount of time.)
👙👗 Lingerie & Clothing: $20-50+ (These have stories behind them.)
👠 Shoes: $100+ (They’ve walked some interesting places.)
💋 Mouth & Lip Prints: $20 (Like a love letter, but worse.)
🎥 Personalized Videos & Audios: $3-5/minute (What do you want to hear me say?)
🔥 Something You Shouldn’t Ask For: ?? (Surprise me. I like a challenge.)

🚨 Want something custom? Shoot me a message. If it excites me, I’ll probably say yes.


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💀 Disclaimer: You might regret this. But you’ll definitely come back for more.