Longest Piss

ABOUT ME: 👀👃🧬🎮👀
39 year old straight male
I'm an asshole, not an ass HOLE.
5'11 - Thic Boi - brown eyes - shaved head - shaved groin - disease free
Daily activities include stretching, light workouts such as pushups, walking dog, sex or masturbation and my income project for the time. As an example I have recently been building fish tank stands for people. I spend my free time with family, ruining peoples K/D on FPS games, target practicing with my rifles or anything else that brings me joy. I view you as my employer who contracts me for a specific job, and I am dedicated to delivering the highest quality product to you. I am open to any kind of request that I do not explicitly offer, so please don't hesitate to ask, I challenge you to find my limit.

MY PRODUCT: 🧦👕🩲 👉👌💦💦
I offer worn shirts, socks and underwear. All clothing for purchase will have a minimum of 3 days of wear and a maximum of 7. For the purposes of ensuring quality, I will only be showering every 3 days so that all items sold will not only have a minimum of 3 consecutive days of wear, but also ensures the dankness and durability of the scent. All orders will be slept in to maximize aromas for your pleasure. No cologne or deodorant use of any kind.

Many items I offer will be clean or new and will be worn once ordered. Those items will require a few extra days to marinate prior to shipping. Shipping methods will be as small and discreet as possible. Ziplock or vacuum sealing are standard and included with every order.

MY PLEDGE: 🥇🧬📈🍆🔥
It is impossible to deny the sensation of scent. The smell of a body as your slimy slick shaft solidifies. The smell of sweat and sun on the skin. The funk of the day fresh as you strip. I want to fill your senses with that moment and help you find the satisfaction you deserve. Let me smear my stink on whatever you desire and help fill the voids of your imagination as I engulf you when you climax.

My spicy pits will draw you in with that sharp sweaty stink of a man who's worked hard all day. The relief of removing the underwear that's trapped my humid shaved sack for so long. Flexing my toes around as my sweaty socks slip off. It is my pleasure to use these things for you if you promise to use them for your pleasure.