Sweaty, Post-gym, Body Hair

Well, howdy there!

Welcome on down to your one-stop shop for all things well-worn and a little sweaty. Folks have always told me my feet have a mighty distinct smell, so why not treat yourself to the full experience? Grab a pair of my socks or lock in that one-of-a-kind aroma with a trusty pair of my workout shoes.

About me:

American Grade A Texas Beef
Height: 5’10
Weight: 175 lbs
Shoe size: US 11

Let me tell ya what I've got for ya:

I’ve got a whole collection of goodies up for grabs, including but not limited to boxer briefs, socks (gym, casual days, or dressy), sneakers, shirts (gym clothes, dress shirts, tanks, and good ol' t-shirts), gym shorts, and workout rags. I’ve even got hiking boots and cowboy boots by request– just holler if you’re lookin’ for those. Got something else in mind? Don’t be shy, just ask!

Now, if you’re lookin’ to really take in the full experience, I can customize any of these items with a little extra wear and tear, a few more days, or even throw in a workout or two with your chosen gear. Just about everything’s customizable, and before I wrap your items up, they get one last go-around to make sure they’re good and ripe for ya.

Just a heads up, though – I don’t do refunds or returns. I do offer free standard shipping to US orders. But, if you’re in a hurry or need it shipped overseas, I’ll just add that to the cost. And don’t you worry, I’ll make sure to send you tracking info for every order. But once it’s in the hands of the postman, I can’t be held responsible for any lost mail.